why did the mouse run away from home?!?!
BECAUSE HIS FATHER WAS A RAT! HAHAHAAHAHHAH
why did the sun go to school?!
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE BRIGHTER
Why didn’t the duck cross the grill!?
CUZ HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE ROAST DUCKK! JSDLFKASFD HAHAHA
WHAT DOES A CHICKEN AND BAND HAVE IN COMMON?!!?
THEY BOTH HAVE DRUMSTICKS! JSDLFKJASLFDKJ HAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAAHHA AHAHAHA =DDDDDD
dude….i swear…laffy taffy jokes are so lame -_- so lame that they’re funny
so during the summer i signed up for this one website and if you do you get free earrings. i thought it was a joke but i was like I COULD GET FREE EARRINGS. that was like WHAT?! 4 MONTHS AGO?! AND THEY FINALLY CAME INNN! WOOWHOOO
work was INTENSE todayy.
im kind of really excited for tomorrow.
Tomorrow kevin and i are going to go eat mongolian BBQ and KO afterwards. then watch the WHOLE SERIES OF HALLOWEEN TOWN <3 then go to THE HAUNT! YAYYYYY i’ve never been to THE HAUNT. im really excited, but scared at the same time b/c im scared of scary things. We went to valleyfair today so i could get my NAKED palette. i SWORE i would never buy make up after i bought the naked palette so……………..ima try D: We also went to the dollar store and got glow in the dark bracelets for the haunt tomorrow =D. then kevin got a glow in the dark gun and i got a glow in the dark fairy wand XD
today lana called me =DDD she was like ” i thought of you so i called” i asked her what made her think of me and she said it was b/c she was painting her nails black…………” WHAT?! I DONT PAINT MY NAILS BLACK! HOW CAN THAT MAKE YOU THINK OF ME?! ………WAIT A MINUTE!! I DONT EVEN PAINT MY NAILS! XDDDD”
i have to get her box ready. i keep putting it off XD. i hope she likes it
No one says a word…
Somebody else sneezes four seconds later…
Bless you!! Bless you God bless you!!!!!! Guzuntight Bless you!!! Salud
YEAH MAN >:[
today at work was hecka JSODIFJASLDKFJAOWEIFJASLDKJSDF. everyone came in at the same time. and like everything was backed up cuz this lady came in and ordered like 6 rice specials that take FOREVER to make.
my feet have NEVER hurt after work before. this is a firsttt